The Girl next door is Dead

By Peter Dean Rickards • May 30th, 2008 • Category: Features

Model: Cindy Wright

Nobody likes a goody-twoshoes, especially if they drink nothing but bottled water and won’t to help you steal a car (even if you really, really need one).

They cry when you kick the dog or push Grandfather down the stairs, and they’re always spoiling things with their everlasting advise; just when you’re starting to feel your buzz: dropping things, spilling food on people and flooring it when the cops ask you to step out of the vehicle.

Life’s too short, after all, to be stuck with Sandra Dee when you know damn well that she will never wear those panties you saw on channel 88.

To hell with Mother Teresa, more booze for us.



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Peter Dean Rickards is a founder and Editor of First Magazine and creator of The Afflicted Yard. He's also a photographer and occasionally has been known to write. He's based in Kingston, Jamaica and is likely to stay there until he is surprised at his gate by gunmen who shoot him and steal his cellphone.
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4 Responses »

  1. nelly on May 30th, 2008 at 4:10 pm:

    Just great !!!1 more chicks i’ll never be able to get..damn u afflicted

  2. a n g e l o on June 18th, 2008 at 7:34 pm:

    she reminds me of someone..

    cute to say the least.

  3. mari on August 10th, 2008 at 5:10 pm:

    WOW FIRST N FOREMOST ENJOYED THE SHORT ANTI SPAM WORD,HHAAHA

    GREAT!!! ONCE AGAIN,

  4. Doug on August 15th, 2008 at 2:48 pm:

    HEY PETER, I WOULD LOVE IF YOU COULD TAKE SOME PICTURES OF MY GIRLFRIEND…I ALWAYS THOUGHT SHE WAS CUT OUT FOR THIS KIND OF THING

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